NBA Finals Game 4!!!! Just when you thought it was over.......

OK, so I told you I had a surprise right?!?! Well there were some guest bloggers for Game 4!!! I can't say enough about these guys! Good looks for ya help. First half belonged to THE SIDEKICK AKA Alaskan Polar! And 3rd Quarter went to LeBron's Scrotum cleanser, Killa Cal, AKA C-Murda, BKA R&B! So here it....oh, and the 4th quarter was supposed to be for my dude E-Nice, but he was too busy singing your girls draws off! I already warned you, but its TOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAATE! So, for the 4th quarter, I shall write!!! Enough of my jibberjab, I want to hear what these guys have to say!

Its’ya boie sidekick, the boss is busy, so imma take you through the first half of Lakers vs Celtics game 4. I honestly don’t know who’s going to win this one…or I mean, who “the powers that be” (Davie Stern) has chosen, but what I do know is that no team has EVER come back from a 3-1 deficit, and the Lakers have won 15 straight at home (9 and 0 in the post season) and haven’t lost since march…what was I doing in march? Hmmmm, probably still trying to figure out why the eFF’n Mavericks traded for Jason “brick city” Kidd. Well, there’s the tip off and from the jump looks like Lamar Hoe-Dumb’s flight finally made it in! He’s been vacationing the past 3 games. His basketball play, if you can call it that, would be the equivalent of the “Clueless” girls staring on the show “Lost.” I truly believe that his very own cousins don’t even play with him on NBA Live because there embarrassed. Does anyone else have a passionate disgust for the way he shoots free throws? WTF!!!!!!!! Here’s a good one, minutes after commissioner David Stern held a news conference to deny allegations from former referee Tim Donaghy that officials manipulate games, Celtics coach Doc Rivers was whistled for a technical for complaining about consecutive non-calls. Anyways, Kobe with the assist to Gasol, and this just in! Did anyone catch what happened at 7:38 in the 1^st? Gundy referred to Kobe as “the best player in the world”…and assuming that aliens don’t hoop…that would make him the best in the universe! (just thought I should share) This game is getting out of hand…the Lakers are grilling Boston and Lamar is the cook (5 for 5); Lakers are up by 20 in the first quarter!!! Can you say “7-0 skunk”? I just gotta text, “this game has the potential of a blow out” and at this point I would have to agree. At the end of the first, the Celtics are 6 for 22, Lakers have attempted 15 free throws to the Celtics 2! Kobe hasn’t seen a field goal. Kevin Garn (as he is so passionately known) has 2 fouls and this has been a record setting first quarter differential. A measly 14 – 35!

In other news, will someone please tell me who this CLOWN in the yellow shirt that’s blabbing in these wack GMC commercials is!!!? I can’t bare to watch another one…i’m going to go get a some hot sauce for this bar-b-que’n of the Celtics.

14 – 35 end of first

Nightmare

Demolishing

Destruction

Or as Mark Jackson puts it, a “good old fashioned blow out.” The Lakers continue the assault…and to my surprise, with out there fearless leader (he’s probably still laughing about that “good husband” remark he made). At this juncture, he has more fouls than points! Sasha, blazes another three pointer. These Lakers really got the fire under these coals as the Celtic D-fense is being charred, I mean, the crowd is even tired of standing ovations. Celtics have 1 assist and 7 turnovers at the midway point of the second; oh, and just incase you didn’t know, “vitamin water works for Kobe, try some!” I would love to Mr. Announcer guy, only he still hasn’t made a field goal with 3:50 left to play in the half. A score by Kevin Garn, and one by Jesus cuts the lead to 14…Celts are on a run. Annnnd it’s quickly shut down by Lamar “the cook” (now 7 for 7) who continues to grill these Boston Turkeys. Things just got interesting; the Celtics have scored 12 points in 2 minutes after scoring just 21 points in 20 minutes. And now a special report from my guy Icing, the heart stopper in the helicopter:

We are now half way through this7 game series that the NBA has clearly guaranteed will go 7. What tipped me off? Nothing in particular, other than the fact that whoever’s at home in this series plays better AND has the game called in there favor. So of course the leagues gonna stretch this out to the max….so enjoy the next 3.5 games. I haven’t quite figured out who the league has chosen to win yet…look for another 20-2 free throw advantage at halftime in game 7 and you’ll figure it out.”

This may sound wild to you, but despite the lead, I got this one going into over time, and the Lakers on top. The Turkeys won’t be cooked for long, but I’ve got my plate and napkin ready. Only seconds remain, and Phill goes with his gut…he puts Jordan into the game to close the half out. Jordan! get the in bound! He Shoots!!!…HE SCOOOREEEEESSSS!!!!!!! Jordan!!! DOES IT AGAIN!!!! Jordan! hits a running 3 pointer to push the lead back up to 17….Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!

And to add insult to injury, “the cook” gets the half time interview…

Half time 58-40

-sidekick out

i'm marring a Princess!!!...in less than a year...im THEE happiest man in the Universe
I love this guy!!!! Thanks SIDEKICK! You read the above, now check out his website. Its guaranteed good shhhhhhh! Now to the second half!!! I'm TOOOOOOO KRRRUUUNNNNKKK!!!


3rd Quarter

THIS GAME IS FAR FROM OVER!!!! They play 48 minutes for a reason people. The Celtics must buckle down and play d and be aggressive and get to the line on the other end. The more aggressive team each game has won every game. Being more aggressive doesn’t mean playing faster; it means settle down, shoot your shots, run into your sets, and don’t abandon the system that got u to this point.

EDDIE HOUSE = COURT SPACING = INSTANT OFFENSE

WAIT A MINUTE

21-3 RUN-----------------I TOLD YOU SO

Doc should have started Tony Allen and then brought in HOUSE!

!?!?!?PJ BROWN YAMS ON KOBE?!?!?

I haven’t seen P.J. Brown put somebody on their back like that since Charlie Ward in 1997
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BV3AWNecWHc
LADY MOMENTUM IS A BI%$#

73-71

And that's why i picked you my dude! This guy knows his basketball people! This game was very interesting! Little did I know that I would be writing this, so just comment if there is a play that I missed that you think was of some significance, ok.

4th Quarter- So this Staples Center crowd is still quiet. After all the TV timeouts and everything! If you're not shocked, then I am! You know I almost found myself rooting for k-HOE-be. I was willing to give him a chance to make me a believer and was unrealistically thinking that this clown would keep this thing at a distance, because of his killer instinct, you know, the black mamba inside of him, but here we stand, 73-73. What was once a piecing, has now been divvied up and eaten by one hungry A$$ team and now they are ready for WAR!!! These substitutions that Doc Rivers has done are really paying off for the Celts. Eddie House is playing inspired basketball and James Posey....well, he's acting like he's been here b4(Something a CERTAIN SOMEBODY should be doing!!!!!!!). KB24 is starting to heat up a little bit, but the hometown hero, Paul Pierce(well, he's not so much of a hero right now in L.A.), is doing a good job countering and is playing some very good defense on #24(he doesn't deserve for me to speak his name at the moment). Wow, look who made his first 4th quarter appearance!!! It's Kevin Garn(just because you made a shot in the 4th doesn't mean we'll use your full name, because you still play 3/4 of the game)!!!! This game is very intense right now! I'm supposed to be sleeping, but I am now sitting up on the couch with my popcorn!!! #24 just made a wicked in and out on Posey, but he's also a champion and responds with a 3 pointer to cut the lead to 1. 81-80. Now I'm realy into this game because if the Celts win, that's a crazy hole to dig out of!!!!!!!!! Man I'm really HATING this 2-3-2 format right now! Who's in the house?!?!?! EDDIE IS and the Celts take the LEAD!!!!!! 84-83. Big shot from the NBA's King of Crunk!!!!! I'm reading his lips and he's tellin them boys that he's a $%##$%%^%^&* SHOOTER! Yes you are Eddie. That's why you're out there......tsst. they run some clock, and RAY RAY makes a ridiculous layup!!! OMG! I am ecstatic right now! Not only is this great basketball, but the #24 and the Lakers are losing!!! Note to self- Stop being so biased! Anyways, Mr Kevin Garn made ANOTHER 4th quarter bucket (You really want your name back don't you!) and the Celts have a 5 point lead going into the 2 minute mark! The teams trade free throws for a while, the #24 makes a nice layup to cut the deficit to 2. 89-87. 1:37 left. The Celts milk the clock some'n STUPID, and the ball finds its way into James Posey's hands.......WOW..... That's all I can say about that shot! To me that was the biggest shot of the game and now with 1:13 left, the Lakers are starting to look worried, even their "leader". D-Fish (Where had he been this whole time?) hits a clutch jumper to trim the lead to 3, 92-89, (He's from Little Rock....I'm not suprised), but #24 makes a foolish foul on Paul Pierce on the other end and we're headed to the line.Ice Cold. Ice Cold. Ice Cold. He nails both freebies and the lead is back up to 5. A broken play turns in the Lakers favor as Pau G-HOE-SOFT dunks the ball on a lob from #24 (BTW-I would love to see Rik Smits work this clown out) and the lead is down to 3. 94-91. This is it. The possession that makes this game. More milking of the clock. Sasha "I shoot too much" Vujacic has been harrassing Jesus Shuttlesworth ALL GAME LONG and now Ray Ray has had enough. Iso.(waving hands)I said iso nigga, I don't need a pick(I can only imagine that this is what he said to Kevin Garn). He dribbles and dribbles and dribbles. Vujacic all of a sudden stops playing his pressing D. I can see the confidence dwindle and he looks as nervous as #24 at a hotel in Colorado, Mike Vick at a P.E.T.A Convention, O.J. Simpson around all caucasions! Ray Ray can smell the blood, that scuuurdy cat blood, and like a Lion on its prey, he pounced, but in the form of a crossover. VujaCHICK is left standing there, frozen, realizing his bitchassness, and now only has the hope that a help defender would make up for his mistake. But the help D has been very weak so far (see above picture if you can catch my drift)! Now all that is left for Ray Allen to do, is lay the ball up, because the D is so spread, its just him and the basket. (WAIT! did he just look back at VujaCHICK?!?!? Wow! The UTMOST disrespect!) Anyways, lay up is good, and I can feel the life sucked out of the Staples Center. A la staple to the heart of the entire Laker nation. the next possesion was filled with bricks and confusion and #24 clapping his hands, pouting and shouting," Pass it to meeeeeee", "I'm open", "Right here", but the damage is done. The game and more than likely the series is over. A free throw and a miss from Eddie House seals the deal for the Celts. Game out. 97-91. Celtics 3, Lakers 1. Sigh, I really hate this 2-3-2 format, but see you back in LA on Sunday for a CRUCIAL, CRITICAL, PIVOTAL, and whatever fitting adverb you can find, Game 5. Comments are welcome!