Sunday, July 20, 2008

FUNNY COMMERCIAL!!!

I found this commercial on nicekicks.com, one of my favorite sites. I have always believed that the marketing of Nike has been the best. From Mars Blackmon to Lil Penny, Nike commercials have always been classic and this commercial far exceeds my already high expectations! Here it is, Hyper Dunk Recovery Center-

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Favre from over?!?!?

If you pay attention to any kind of news, then I'm pretty sure that you've heard, seen or read something about NFL Legend, Brett Favre. If not, I will give you the rundown. After a year(NFL Season) of breaking almost every quarterback record known to man, Favre decided to hang up the cleats forever and retire a Green Bay Packer Legend. Here's his retirement speech. Please watch before you continue reading. Wow, somebody get this guy a Kleenex.....EMBARRASSING! No but seriously, that was his retirement speech and I would hope that he is a man of his word. Unfortunately, that is not the case. In the past month, there have been rumors about Favre making a return to football. But as the weeks have passed, the plot has thickened and this once respected career, in my mind, now seems like a ring around the rosie circus act (and not even a Barnum and Bailey act either), and I, THE POLR EXPRESS, am SICK OF IT!!!! I can accept a player retiring. I can even tolerate an early retirement such as Michael Jordan's 1st retirement in 1993. You see, he had a reason to retire (death of his father) AND we all knew that he was not done playing basketball! But I have a personal disdain for those who retire and should stay retired, and that includes you too Michael! You see its one thing to retire and have a whole season dedicated to your legacy and stay retired(Cal Ripken, Michael Jordan('98), Reggie Miller, well, you get the idea), but it is another thing to retire and then toy with your teammates and LOYAL fans emotions as Favre has done. He has even taken a cheap shot at the Packers management, like they were in the wrong for not granting him a release from the team and offering him a contract to come back as a backup quarterback. I mean, seriously, "What are you thinking Brett?!". Can I be honest for one second?! Listen, I understand that you are a Hall of Fame quarterback, but can you really blame the Packers management for wanting to save your selfish, OLD %^$ from embarrassing yourself, injury, and many other things that could happen and would taint your legacy if you came back?! No, you really can't Brett, you really can't.... After your teary, emotional, "cry me a river" retirement speech, the Packers decided that it was time to move on and we all know that Aaron Rodgers is a worthy candidate to take over the reigns as the Packers QB. Now if it is tearing Favre up inside and he is as he put it, "guilty of retiring too early", then I believe that he should just leave the Packers alone and move on to another team, maybe his original team (yes there was a team before the Packers), the Atlanta Falcons would take him back, since they do need a quarterback (that's a whole different story that I wanted to write, but a friend and fellow blogger beat me it! Its a great read!) Or he could go to the Minnesota Vikings, who desperately need a quarterback, since they have a JOKE at quarterback. What's his name?! Yea, exactly! Anyways, I'm tired of Brett Favre and his antics. Hmmm, Sportsman of the Year?!?! I think not....

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

I Need U Bad

Ok, so I'm really big on music so I'm going to make it my DUTY to put you on to whoever is hot ok. I'm pretty sure you've heard of this artist that I am about to show you, but if you haven't heard of her, then please, PLEASE, get on your stuff!!!! Jazmine Sullivan has been on the music scene for a minute, but now she has finally found her home at J Records. This young lady has captured my heart with her soulful sound, and moving lyrics. I first heard her doing her R&B version of Lil Wayne mixtapes, which is singing over other artists tracks, and making us not ever want to hear the original version ever again! SERIOUSLY! If you don't believe me, check out her version of Andre 3000's Prototype or Beyonce's Resentment! Anyways, here is her first single, Need U Bad. Enjoy! Oh yea, mark your calendars for her debut album release, September 16, 2008, FEARLESS.

Long time no see!

Hello everybody! I know I've been gone for a while, but I'm back now! Things have been pretty rough these past couple of weeks, but now everything is on the up and up (I think). I know I did the entire Finals, and look out for me to cover Team USA as they chase gold, but also look out for me to cover more topics other than sports. A lot is going on out in our world, and I want to give my view on everything that I possibly can ok. Later.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Congratulations to the Boston Celtics, your NBA Champs!


I don't have much to say about last nights DRUBBING, but I will say congratulations to the Boston Celtics. My Rockets will see you next year in the finals and that's a PROMISE!!!!! R.I.P. #24/Jordan comparisons......

Monday, June 16, 2008

Game 5.......


So, I am just now returning from Southwest Region's campmeeting where I was away from everything! Computers, cell phones(might as well, because there is NO service out there for real), and TV's..........BUT do you think that stopped THE P.O.L.R from watching game 5......tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst! Puh-LEEEAAASSSSEEE! Unfortunately, I didn't take any notes, so this will not be an extensive blog of the game. Instead, I'll speak my pierce...uh, I mean peace, and then open this thing up for discussion.


1. Kevin Garn, where are you?! You really disgust me right now! Keep this play up and I'll never use your name again(Just ask #24.) Its not a game Kevin! Get your shhhh together, geez. As THE SIDEKICK pointed out, Sam Cassell had more impact than you! Fack!


2. If you can't handle the truth, don't feel bad. #24 can't either!!!!!!!!!!! LLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! Last night I finally realized why they call him that! Some may say #24 got lit up, but I just say he got Pierced!!!


3. Pau GaSOFT is so annoying.


4. Is it just me, or does Derek Fisher not play like a veteran at times?!?!?


5. The Big 2 and 1/2.....well, I'm just going to leave it at that. You figure out who the half is. (Here's a hint: http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/news?slug=jy-celtics061608&prov=yhoo&type=lgns)


6. Someone PLEASE tell Sasha to just STOP SHOOTING! You've had your one night chick. Now play your role!


7. Great game overall. I'm trying to work on my biased writing, so please bear with me on that ok.


That's about all that I have to say about game 5 folks. Now if there's something that you want to add, be my guest. See ya Tuesday for the celebration!!!

Friday, June 13, 2008

NBA Finals Game 4!!!! Just when you thought it was over.......



OK, so I told you I had a surprise right?!?! Well there were some guest bloggers for Game 4!!! I can't say enough about these guys! Good looks for ya help. First half belonged to THE SIDEKICK AKA Alaskan Polar! And 3rd Quarter went to LeBron's Scrotum cleanser, Killa Cal, AKA C-Murda, BKA R&B! So here it....oh, and the 4th quarter was supposed to be for my dude E-Nice, but he was too busy singing your girls draws off! I already warned you, but its TOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAATE! So, for the 4th quarter, I shall write!!! Enough of my jibberjab, I want to hear what these guys have to say!

Its’ya boie sidekick, the boss is busy, so imma take you through the first half of Lakers vs Celtics game 4. I honestly don’t know who’s going to win this one…or I mean, who “the powers that be” (Davie Stern) has chosen, but what I do know is that no team has EVER come back from a 3-1 deficit, and the Lakers have won 15 straight at home (9 and 0 in the post season) and haven’t lost since march…what was I doing in march? Hmmmm, probably still trying to figure out why the eFF’n Mavericks traded for Jason “brick city” Kidd. Well, there’s the tip off and from the jump looks like Lamar Hoe-Dumb’s flight finally made it in! He’s been vacationing the past 3 games. His basketball play, if you can call it that, would be the equivalent of the “Clueless” girls staring on the show “Lost.” I truly believe that his very own cousins don’t even play with him on NBA Live because there embarrassed. Does anyone else have a passionate disgust for the way he shoots free throws? WTF!!!!!!!! Here’s a good one, minutes after commissioner David Stern held a news conference to deny allegations from former referee Tim Donaghy that officials manipulate games, Celtics coach Doc Rivers was whistled for a technical for complaining about consecutive non-calls. Anyways, Kobe with the assist to Gasol, and this just in! Did anyone catch what happened at 7:38 in the 1st? Gundy referred to Kobe as “the best player in the world”…and assuming that aliens don’t hoop…that would make him the best in the universe! (just thought I should share) This game is getting out of hand…the Lakers are grilling Boston and Lamar is the cook (5 for 5); Lakers are up by 20 in the first quarter!!! Can you say “7-0 skunk”? I just gotta text, “this game has the potential of a blow out” and at this point I would have to agree. At the end of the first, the Celtics are 6 for 22, Lakers have attempted 15 free throws to the Celtics 2! Kobe hasn’t seen a field goal. Kevin Garn (as he is so passionately known) has 2 fouls and this has been a record setting first quarter differential. A measly 14 – 35!
In other news, will someone please tell me who this CLOWN in the yellow shirt that’s blabbing in these wack GMC commercials is!!!? I can’t bare to watch another one…i’m going to go get a some hot sauce for this bar-b-que’n of the Celtics.
14 – 35 end of first
Nightmare
Demolishing
Destruction
Or as Mark Jackson puts it, a “good old fashioned blow out.” The Lakers continue the assault…and to my surprise, with out there fearless leader (he’s probably still laughing about that “good husband” remark he made). At this juncture, he has more fouls than points! Sasha, blazes another three pointer. These Lakers really got the fire under these coals as the Celtic D-fense is being charred, I mean, the crowd is even tired of standing ovations. Celtics have 1 assist and 7 turnovers at the midway point of the second; oh, and just incase you didn’t know, “vitamin water works for Kobe, try some!” I would love to Mr. Announcer guy, only he still hasn’t made a field goal with 3:50 left to play in the half. A score by Kevin Garn, and one by Jesus cuts the lead to 14…Celts are on a run. Annnnd it’s quickly shut down by Lamar “the cook” (now 7 for 7) who continues to grill these Boston Turkeys. Things just got interesting; the Celtics have scored 12 points in 2 minutes after scoring just 21 points in 20 minutes. And now a special report from my guy Icing, the heart stopper in the helicopter:
We are now half way through this7 game series that the NBA has clearly guaranteed will go 7. What tipped me off? Nothing in particular, other than the fact that whoever’s at home in this series plays better AND has the game called in there favor. So of course the leagues gonna stretch this out to the max….so enjoy the next 3.5 games. I haven’t quite figured out who the league has chosen to win yet…look for another 20-2 free throw advantage at halftime in game 7 and you’ll figure it out.”
This may sound wild to you, but despite the lead, I got this one going into over time, and the Lakers on top. The Turkeys won’t be cooked for long, but I’ve got my plate and napkin ready. Only seconds remain, and Phill goes with his gut…he puts Jordan into the game to close the half out. Jordan! get the in bound! He Shoots!!!…HE SCOOOREEEEESSSS!!!!!!! Jordan!!! DOES IT AGAIN!!!! Jordan! hits a running 3 pointer to push the lead back up to 17….Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!
And to add insult to injury, “the cook” gets the half time interview…
Half time 58-40
-sidekick out


i'm marring a Princess!!!...in less than a year...im THEE happiest man in the Universe
I love this guy!!!! Thanks SIDEKICK! You read the above, now check out his website. Its guaranteed good shhhhhhh! Now to the second half!!! I'm TOOOOOOO KRRRUUUNNNNKKK!!!


3rd Quarter

THIS GAME IS FAR FROM OVER!!!! They play 48 minutes for a reason people. The Celtics must buckle down and play d and be aggressive and get to the line on the other end. The more aggressive team each game has won every game. Being more aggressive doesn’t mean playing faster; it means settle down, shoot your shots, run into your sets, and don’t abandon the system that got u to this point.

EDDIE HOUSE = COURT SPACING = INSTANT OFFENSE

WAIT A MINUTE

21-3 RUN-----------------I TOLD YOU SO

Doc should have started Tony Allen and then brought in HOUSE!

!?!?!?PJ BROWN YAMS ON KOBE?!?!?

I haven’t seen P.J. Brown put somebody on their back like that since Charlie Ward in 1997
http://youtube.com/watch?v=BV3AWNecWHc
LADY MOMENTUM IS A BI%$#

73-71

And that's why i picked you my dude! This guy knows his basketball people! This game was very interesting! Little did I know that I would be writing this, so just comment if there is a play that I missed that you think was of some significance, ok.

4th Quarter- So this Staples Center crowd is still quiet. After all the TV timeouts and everything! If you're not shocked, then I am! You know I almost found myself rooting for k-HOE-be. I was willing to give him a chance to make me a believer and was unrealistically thinking that this clown would keep this thing at a distance, because of his killer instinct, you know, the black mamba inside of him, but here we stand, 73-73. What was once a piecing, has now been divvied up and eaten by one hungry A$$ team and now they are ready for WAR!!! These substitutions that Doc Rivers has done are really paying off for the Celts. Eddie House is playing inspired basketball and James Posey....well, he's acting like he's been here b4(Something a CERTAIN SOMEBODY should be doing!!!!!!!). KB24 is starting to heat up a little bit, but the hometown hero, Paul Pierce(well, he's not so much of a hero right now in L.A.), is doing a good job countering and is playing some very good defense on #24(he doesn't deserve for me to speak his name at the moment). Wow, look who made his first 4th quarter appearance!!! It's Kevin Garn(just because you made a shot in the 4th doesn't mean we'll use your full name, because you still play 3/4 of the game)!!!! This game is very intense right now! I'm supposed to be sleeping, but I am now sitting up on the couch with my popcorn!!! #24 just made a wicked in and out on Posey, but he's also a champion and responds with a 3 pointer to cut the lead to 1. 81-80. Now I'm realy into this game because if the Celts win, that's a crazy hole to dig out of!!!!!!!!! Man I'm really HATING this 2-3-2 format right now! Who's in the house?!?!?! EDDIE IS and the Celts take the LEAD!!!!!! 84-83. Big shot from the NBA's King of Crunk!!!!! I'm reading his lips and he's tellin them boys that he's a $%##$%%^%^&* SHOOTER! Yes you are Eddie. That's why you're out there......tsst. they run some clock, and RAY RAY makes a ridiculous layup!!! OMG! I am ecstatic right now! Not only is this great basketball, but the #24 and the Lakers are losing!!! Note to self- Stop being so biased! Anyways, Mr Kevin Garn made ANOTHER 4th quarter bucket (You really want your name back don't you!) and the Celts have a 5 point lead going into the 2 minute mark! The teams trade free throws for a while, the #24 makes a nice layup to cut the deficit to 2. 89-87. 1:37 left. The Celts milk the clock some'n STUPID, and the ball finds its way into James Posey's hands.......WOW..... That's all I can say about that shot! To me that was the biggest shot of the game and now with 1:13 left, the Lakers are starting to look worried, even their "leader". D-Fish (Where had he been this whole time?) hits a clutch jumper to trim the lead to 3, 92-89, (He's from Little Rock....I'm not suprised), but #24 makes a foolish foul on Paul Pierce on the other end and we're headed to the line.Ice Cold. Ice Cold. Ice Cold. He nails both freebies and the lead is back up to 5. A broken play turns in the Lakers favor as Pau G-HOE-SOFT dunks the ball on a lob from #24 (BTW-I would love to see Rik Smits work this clown out) and the lead is down to 3. 94-91. This is it. The possession that makes this game. More milking of the clock. Sasha "I shoot too much" Vujacic has been harrassing Jesus Shuttlesworth ALL GAME LONG and now Ray Ray has had enough. Iso.(waving hands)I said iso nigga, I don't need a pick(I can only imagine that this is what he said to Kevin Garn). He dribbles and dribbles and dribbles. Vujacic all of a sudden stops playing his pressing D. I can see the confidence dwindle and he looks as nervous as #24 at a hotel in Colorado, Mike Vick at a P.E.T.A Convention, O.J. Simpson around all caucasions! Ray Ray can smell the blood, that scuuurdy cat blood, and like a Lion on its prey, he pounced, but in the form of a crossover. VujaCHICK is left standing there, frozen, realizing his bitchassness, and now only has the hope that a help defender would make up for his mistake. But the help D has been very weak so far (see above picture if you can catch my drift)! Now all that is left for Ray Allen to do, is lay the ball up, because the D is so spread, its just him and the basket. (WAIT! did he just look back at VujaCHICK?!?!? Wow! The UTMOST disrespect!) Anyways, lay up is good, and I can feel the life sucked out of the Staples Center. A la staple to the heart of the entire Laker nation. the next possesion was filled with bricks and confusion and #24 clapping his hands, pouting and shouting," Pass it to meeeeeee", "I'm open", "Right here", but the damage is done. The game and more than likely the series is over. A free throw and a miss from Eddie House seals the deal for the Celts. Game out. 97-91. Celtics 3, Lakers 1. Sigh, I really hate this 2-3-2 format, but see you back in LA on Sunday for a CRUCIAL, CRITICAL, PIVOTAL, and whatever fitting adverb you can find, Game 5. Comments are welcome!

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Game 3, Finally!

OK, ok, ok. So I know that this is long overdue and to those who have been waiting for this, I am truly sorry for leaving you stranded. It's a long story why I didn't post the blog earlier, but I really don't have to explain myself......Get at me! LOL! But on a serious note, I could have given you guys a watered down version of the game, but you deserve better, so here it is!

Pregame- OK...........I'm beginning to wonder if people are "doing favors" to sing the national anthem. No seriously, W.........T...........F???!?! Can somebody with real talent please sing the national anthem?! And no, I'm not available. Oh wait, I am just now informed that the guy who sang the national anthem is the winner of American Idol. Yeeeaaaaa, I think its time to cancel that show! And I notice that Kobe's haircuts are getting lower and lower. Hmm, I wonder why?! Whatever. The game is finally about to tip off! Let's get it!

1st Quarter- Kobe has come out of the gates very aggressive (women in Colorado, be verrrrry afraid). And the defensive switch that Phil Jackson has come out with (Kobe on Rondo/Fish on Ray Ray) is brilliant. Kobe doesn't have to work so hard on defense, no offense to Rondo, and now the Celts are caught in a pickle if any shot doesn't go in, because the chances are very likely that Rondo will have to guard Kobe, which is bad news. Meanwhile, Kevin Garn is a no show and I'm wondering HOW ON EARTH do people compare this guy to Timothy Duncan!?!?!?!?!!! It doesn't make any sense at all!!!!! I mean, 4(rings) to 0, 2(MVP) to 1, Winner to Loser, Jay-Z to Soulja Boy, lol.....Bottom line....DON'T COMPARE THEM! Anyways, Kobe is making a LIVING at the line! Sigh......my friends know how I feel about this. Well, here's your payback from the last game, as the Lakers(K-HOE-BE) already attempt more FT's than last game. And Pau GaSOFT, meet the Defensive Player of the Year. You may have got him last time, but not this time!!!!! Well, that's it for the quarter. Tie game.

Lakers 20 Celtics 20

2nd Quarter- Umm, can somebody call the "Big 3" please and tell them that there is a game going on!!!! And will somebody PLEAAAASE tell Sam Cassell that he's not apart of the "Big 3"!!! Stop shooting so much E.T.! Also, somebody tell L.O. that this isn't a joke. His team is counting on him to be that X Factor, and here he is CLOWNIN around on the floor, and now he has 3 fouls. What a disappointment. Reminds me of why people labeled you a bust in the first place. Anyways, PJ Brown and Jordan Farmar are about to go at it, but Jordan WISELY turns away!(Young boy, you don't waaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnntttt it!!!!!!!) My SIDEKICK just texted me, "Did you see that smirk?!?!?!?!?!"?!?!?!?! LLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!! Check it out-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U99adLMP_fY&feature=email. That smirk said,"If you know what's best for you Jordan, you'll turn your #$$ around! LMAO! As this game draws on, Pau Gasol is starting to look alot like.......Kwame Brown. So, Jesus Shuttlesworth is making it happen out here, and his other 2 sidekicks are NOWHERE to be found!!!! Another text from THE SIDEKICK- "Ooooooooohhh Gosh! I didn't realize that the "BIG 3" was playing soooooooooooo small!!! LOLLLLLLL!!! Well, Sidekick, I expect this kind of behavior from Kevin Garn, but P double is really disappointing me! Well it's halftime, and I'm about to take a break.

Lakers 43 Celts (Ray Allen, basically) 37

Halftime- Ok, so much for this break of mines!!!! Is anyone watching this halftime piece?!?!?!?!!! First, they are featuring k-HOE-be, and this CLOWN states that he wants to be the best ever! Well I have news for you, It ain't gonna happen!!!!! He goes on to describe his life on the court, then describes his life off the court. He says," I'm pretty laid back off the court. These past few years, I've been focusing on being a good father and husband...............

WAIT! DID HE JUST SAY FOCUSED ON BEING A GOOD HUSBAND?!?!?!?! PUHHHHHHH-LEEEEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEE!!!! THIS GUY IS SUCH A JOKE!

I'm done.
And then they show a piece on this scandal with ex-referee, Tim Donaghy......As a Rockets fan, I can't even speak on this right now. For more on it, please check out one of my favorite blogs for more on this scandal (not that I won't write my own piece, but I'm just going to focus on these finals for now, so we can focus on them, then TRUUUUSSST, I will write a piece!) http://go2page3.blogspot.com/2008/06/whistleblower-whistle-blower.html- A MUST READ!!!! Anyways, back to my break....I need it.

3rd Quarter- So my notes on this quarter are very brief because I was not too pleased with the NBA at the moment. I don't think you understand how upset I am at this point, but whatever, the blogging must continue! Kevin Gar continues his slump.....what a suprise........And now Rondo goes down! Bring out the wheelchair!!!! Ha! Well, the Celtics have made a push and have taken the lead behind some energized play from Eddie House (He was just too excited to get some PT)

Celts 62 Lakers 60

4th Quarter- RAY ALLEN, RAY ALLEN, RAY ALLEN!!!!!!!!! I'm going beserk over here!!!!! Nobody is stopping this guy right now! 5-5 from beyond?!?! Kidd'n meeeee! He is THE DASANI!!!!!!!! And Phil Jackson might as well take Lamar HOE-DUMB out of the game. There would be no difference.....They're basically playing 4 on 5 anyways! Both teams are shooting blanks at the charity stripe......just a reminder, they are FREE fellas! Goodness! Kobe is having his way with Ray Allen AND Paul Pierce!!!! Where is James Posey at?!?! Doc, you really confuse me sometimes. I'm done writing for this game. Lakers are going to win. See ya on Thursday. I have a special suprise for you guys!

Lakers 87 Celts 81

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Game 3 Blog Delay

Ok, sit tight please. I didn't have a computer last night and now that I am on one, I left my game notes at the house, so just sit tight and check back around like 8 or so. Thanks.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Game 2, Lakers vs. Celtics........and refs!!!! Wow....




I can only imagine what these guys are talking about in the picture above.......hmmmmm. How about, "Hey Steve, you know we have that deal with David Stern, unfair calls ONLY!!!!"




And that is how the story went in game 2 of the NBA Finals.




Ok so I missed the 1st quarter due to some unfortunate circumstances, but I made it for the 2nd quarter and beyond. Also, I "blogged" in a notebook instead of ON a notebook, so my notes n quotes may not be as extensive this time around but nevertheless, I wrote!!!!




1st Quarter- I am recieving text messages about KG getting booomed on (I saw the replay and THAT'S your defensive player of the year.......EWWWW!!!!) and BS foul calls on K-HOE-be(I'm never going to stop calling him this! LMAO). ex.- text from my dude Nick(sigh....the refs are acting up), or from my dude Bear-(this is bs ref basketball right now)....awww, someone grab these guys a kleenex. (Later highlights do prove that the first foul call on KB24 is a little bit funny, but the 2nd call.........outta line!




Lakers 22 Celtics 20




2nd Quarter- Is this the Leon Powe show? I mean, this clown is making a living at the free throw line! And is it just me, or is Kendrick Perkins one of the most annoying players in the NBA. This clown swears that he is nice! He wouldn't start on the Rockets, THAT'S A FACT!!!! Anyways, Kobe is heating up now....FINALLY, but oh wait.....3 fouls! What a shame! (i recieve a text from my boy Beans-isn't Kobe playing like the bad team Kobe right now?) No Beans, k-HOE-be's just showing his true colors. His team player ACT is getting old! I mean, I'll believe Nick Cannon's acting before i believe this clown k-HOE-be! And i don't understand why Pau Gasol doesn't get more touches. He's 6 for 6 and they won't feed him the ball!!!! Smart basketball fellas. Paul Pierce is killing right now! (I find it hard to believe that this guy was just in a wheelchair the other day...hmm) Well, whatever. Maybe the Lakers can come back in the 2nd half because this thing is getting out of hand. Oh and, the halftime show is about Leon Powe........SHOCKING....
Halftime Score- Celtics 54 Lakers 42
3rd Quarter- Ok, so i had to make a run and I missed most of the 3rd quarter, but I happened to catch the final 5 minutes. This game is starting to get out of hand and I'm considering grabbing some mashed potatoes and biscuits for the Lakers to go along with this piecing! The points keep piling up and the Lakers call a timeout. k-HOE-be looks pissed, I'm expecting a big 4th quarter from him. And will somebody PLEASE get Eddie House's bad ass lil kid off the floor! WTF! Random quiz time- Who is that black guy behind Phil Jackson?! (Hint-NONE)
Anyways, the quarter is coming to an end and that dunk on Ronnie "I sack Kobe" Turiaf was FARRRRRRR outta control.
Celtics 83 Lakers 61.......OUCH
4th Quarter- I'm talking to my guy Ro, and we are evaluating this whole series and things seem really fishy about EVERYTHING that is happening. I mean, is the NBA a soap opera?!?!(I WILL write on this later) Anyways, this thing seems to be in the bag for the Celts. All they need to do is, like the GMC guy says, NEVER LET UP!!! Meanwhile, the Leon Powe show continues....at the free throw line!!!!! This is ridiculous! 7 minutes left, and the Lakers are down by 20 something and look who decides to show up now.......mr k-HOE-be! Welcome to the game. Where have you been? You are better than Jordan right????!?!?! WHATEVER!!!! Well, one person wants to win and that's Vladmir Radmonovic!!! Yo, this guy is WET(no homo). Remember him on Live 05 or something when he was on the Seattle Sonics?!?! I mean, niggas would pick the Sonics and I would be like, "FOR WHAT?", then I found out!!! LOL! His 3-ball on that game was UNFAIR!!!! Anyways, the Lake-Show is starting to show signs that it can win this game. The Garden is quite silent.....Don't you get the feeling that they don't even trust their team?????? I do! It is clear that Kevin GarNOTT, as my boy D.Cox calls him, is not a 4th Quarter player, so we will use 3/4 of his name from here on out. His name is to be Kevin Gar. tssst. And this is the guy who was ahead of LEBRON in the MVP race?!?!?! wow.....James Posey hits a 3 to give the Celts breathing room. Isn't he annoying(kobe, kobe fans....)? Wow, I cannot believe this. The Lakers can still win this game!!!! a 31-9 run??!??! Fackin kidd'n meeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! Ok, this game is rigged(check the blog later for an article on that). Anyways, this game is now narrowed to 2.......and that travel by Radmonovic was the MOST BLATANT travel in NBA history.....other than this Lebron James travel, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhbM6uuCt74&feature=related! I know I mentioned it earlier, but where is Kevin Gar?! oh wait, this isn't his quarter to show up in. And why is Paul Pierce guarding Kobe?!?! It just doesn't make sense. Oh yea, he needs an edge up too! LOL! Get at me Paul Pierce! I got you!!!!! Anyways, Lakers are down 4 and this is their last chance to cut the deficit. Kobe inbounds......and doesn't touch the ball again.......LOL! This Laker team is funny. You know who ended up shooting the ball?! Fackin Sasha "I think my number is 24, and I deserve the same amount of shots as him" Vujacic! i like this guys defense, but he makes me wonder "wtf is he doing on offense"?!? Like seriously, confidence is good, but goodness! The Celtics shot 38 free throws(Powe shot 13 of them) while the Lakers shot 10! WTF?!?! I understand that you get home cooking, but wow, Celts had filet mignon while the Lakers had kibbles 'n' bits. Anyways, this game is done and now we head to L.A. Wanna know what's gonna happen in game 3, because I can already tell you and save you time. The Lakers are going to win, and they are going to LIVE at the free throw line. Mark my words!!! see ya tuesday.